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Senior Single Traveler Alert! Mexico Gives Free Viagra to Men 70+ |
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Attention, senior single tourist guys, do your next travel plans include looking for love in all the right places? Las Vegas, New York, Paris, Rome, Monte Carlo, Los Angeles? There may be a better destination for you. Did you know that the government of Mexico City has announced it will soon give free Viagra, Levitra and Cialis pills to all men over age 70? OK, now you can start packing your bags, donning your sombrero and dashing to the airport.
The city’s mayor, in a refreshing display of frankness and understanding, said the giveaway of the popular enhancement drugs is because “sexuality is important for seeking a higher quality of life and happiness”.
There are many interesting tourist attractions in Mexico City, including museums, restaurants, parks and cathedrals. There are also many night clubs, social activities, escort services and other expected pleasures of the flesh. Getting around the city is easy and inexpensive in its fleet of classic little VW Bug taxicabs. The weather is temperate throughout the year, averaging in the high 70s daytime and high 40s at night.
Mexico City’s giveaway of sex pills to senior men should enhance its tourism popularity, perhaps attracting senior American couples, singles seeking singles, newly divorced, newly re-wed and mature couples yearning to renew their youthful vigor. With more tourist interest, the city may possibly give stiff competition to Las Vegas and other traditionally sinful cities.
More than 20 million people live in Mexico City and its surrounding suburbs. With the male enhancement giveaways, that figure could be expected to rise significantly. |
