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From A Galaxy Far, Far Away…Is It An Alien Spaceship?


Scientists say an interstellar object they named A/2017 U1, recently passed close enough to our planet to be seen on telescopes. It’s the first time ever such a large object from outside our solar system has been so clearly visible. What would our scientists see if they could get a closer look at the strange vehicle?

We’d guess the aliens aboard would seem somewhat familiar. They’d be grey-haired, lounging on deck sunning themselves. Some would be playing shuffleboard, munching sandwiches and sipping drinks. The close-up scope could also see through the portholes, revealing others inside playing blackjack and video poker machines. The Earth scientists managed to interpret a sign in an alien language: ALL-INCLUSIVE SENIOR INTERSTELLAR CRUISE

SW To Widen Seats By Almost A Whole Inch! PDF Print E-mail


Southwest Airlines announces its new Boeing 737 aircraft are due to fly in 2016. The tremendous improvement in seating will allow passengers to enjoy the enormous comfort of not quite an inch more space than on older aircraft..

So, on a future SW flight, be happy when all settled into your seat and a 300-pound passenger plops down next to you. If you’re really lucky with all the extra seat space, you may get a furtive glance at your elbow rest just before it becomes totally covered by excess blubber.

 
 
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