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SW To Widen Seats By Almost A Whole Inch!


Southwest Airlines announces its new Boeing 737 aircraft are due to fly in 2016. The tremendous improvement in seating will allow passengers to enjoy the enormous comfort of not quite an inch more space than on older aircraft..

So, on a future SW flight, be happy when all settled into your seat and a 300-pound passenger plops down next to you. If you’re really lucky with all the extra seat space, you may get a furtive glance at your elbow rest just before it becomes totally covered by excess blubber.

Las Vegas NV: Heart Attack Grill On Fremont Street PDF Print E-mail


Believe it or not, the downtown Vegas diner actually lives up to its in-your-face (and into-your-ticker) name. Huge multi-layer concoctions named Single through Quadruple Bypass Burgers. The Flatliner Fries are cooked in lard. To top off the heavy meal are double chocolate butterfat malts and many other similar fat-cat, thousand-calorie items.

When you enter the place, you’re met by waitresses dressed as nurses, the sexy Las Vegas type, of course. They help you into a hospital gown when you sit down to order. The gimmicks work, and the diner is a popular tourist gimmick, as well as attracting local heavy eaters.

If you’re the type who loves to wolf down huge helpings at buffets in Vegas and/or aboard cruise ships, the Heart Attack Grill is worth a visit on your next Vegas trip. Additionally, if weigh in at 350 pounds or more, you’re entitled to a free meal.

However, be sure you understand the reality behind the hype. Just recently, a grossly-overweight customer staggered out onto Fremont Street and died of a real life-ending heart attack. There was at least one other similar incident.

A Heart Attack Grill ad boasts of "a burger to die for.” When you order a calorie-loaded meal there, be aware of the truth behind the slogan. For more information, go to heartattackgrill.com

 
 
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