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Free Cruises For Single Male Dance Partners


Remember “Out To Sea”, the final movie comedy made in 1997 by long-time actor pals Walter Matthew and Jack Lemmon? The characters got a free sailing for signing on as male escorts with a single women’s cruise. As hilariously improbable as the plot may seem, the practice still flourishes today on both ocean and river cruises.

If you’re a senior bachelor or widower and would enjoy a free cruise, check with your travel agent and various cruise line websites for upcoming escort opportunities. Of course, the requirements for prospective escorts are a bit strict. You must be an excellent ballroom dancer, in good physical condition, provide references and possess the appropriate wardrobe.

You’re required to restrict evening closeness with feminine dance partners only within the ship’s ballroom. And never, never attempt to heat up the dancing in a private stateroom, lifeboat or other hide-away area.

Las Vegas NV: Holy Destination For Senior Roadies PDF Print E-mail


With tongue firmly in cheek, it’s a hilarious premise to equate Sin City in any way with religion. Who could ever expect to find anything possibly holy in a place that makes Sodom and Gomorrah look like the Vatican?

The only sincere prayers anyone hears in Las Vegas are offered up heavenward in the casinos for slot machine jackpots, poker royal flushes or seven straight dice passes. Additionally, many road trippers in Sin City are retirees in RVs seeking riches at the casinos and full bellies in the famed buffets. Look for specials offering all-you-can-eat meals during each 24-hour period for a single price of $25. Las Vegas is currently one of the most popular road trip Meccas in America. The gambling town is a favorite of hundreds of thousands of RVers, many retirees. They park cars, vans, trailers and RVs in Vegas hotel lots, and enjoy bargain room rates, clean sheets and showers, for as low as $20 a night.

RV roadtrippers hit the casinos, and many participate in the frequently scheduled card and slot tournaments. Such economical opportunities, as well as availability of Broadway-quality shows, naughty night life and glitzy gambling halls, are what attract senior road trippers.

 
 
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