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Paris: Proposed Napoleonland Amusement Park

Attention all you fans of theme parks! Now some French business investors have proposed Napoleonland to compete with Disneyland. If they can gather the $300 million necessary to fund the project, they’ll build it just outside the capital city of Paris.

Can you just imagine some of the rides? How about the retreat from Moscow in 1812? Will visitors get to dress in French army uniforms and trek a thousand miles through the snow?

Then, there could be the reenactment of the Battle of  Waterloo ride. Visitors can choose to be victorious British soldiers or Napoleon doing another retreat job. Let’s not even talk about the naval battle of Trafalgar and dressing up like Admiral Nelson.

Seriously, although Napoleon suffered many defeats and ended up a prisoner on the island of Elba, we wish the French business leaders success. It could make for a very interesting theme park to bring back some of the glory which was Napoleon’s France.

Costumed Street Characters: Be On Your Guard! PDF Print E-mail


Another story just broke about an incident in New York City of an assault against a tourist. Travelers encounter the fake Sesame Street and Disney characters day and night on Times Square, Hollywood Boulevard, the Vegas Strip and other busy tourist walkways. They wear (illegally) familiar cartoon costumes, and make their money by posing for photos along busy sidewalks with passing tourists and their families. At first glance, they seem harmless, and will not usually harass people who shoo them away.

However, since it’s a simple, unregulated way to make tax-free money for people of questionable, possibly illegal, backgrounds, they can be dangerous. There’s a gang culture among them, where sidewalk territories are claimed and protected. As happens often, your family could be nearby when a violent fight breaks out among characters challenging others for choice locations.

If you’re a tourist on those busy sidewalks, especially if with small children, and are approached by costumed characters, keep walking. Your safest action is to firmly refuse to pose with them.

 
 
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