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Hotel room free if you agree to perform on camera

Looking for willing Romeos and Juliets

Many of our senior readers may not admit it, but can clearly remember GI nights when they got lucky and checked into hotel rooms. It could have been after a quickie wedding before going overseas, or just a one-night stand. All they had to worry about then was the house detective. Now, instead of some struggles in the dark, couples in hotel rooms can star in well-lighted video performances.

A guy who has made millions in porn products claims he’s negotiating to buy and design hotels to make the guest rooms into settings for his future movies. He says he’ll offer free rooms, booze and dinner to all couples who agree to have their bedroom antics videotaped. Then, after the movies are produced, they and millions of others will be able to watch the performance on a subscription website.

So, next time you’re in Vegas and rent one of those hotel suites with mirrors in the ceiling, you may want to look for a little camera lens peeking down at you.

Q: How Do I Avoid Seasickness On A Cruise? PDF Print E-mail


My husband’s family has invited us to join them on a cruise from San Diego to Acapulco. My first and last cruise was more than 35 years ago from New York to England. We hit stormy weather and I was violently seasick.

I never wanted to cruise again, but everyone says it won’t happen again this time. If I go, how can I keep from getting sick? MLB, Waco TX

A: First, Mexico’s Baja Peninsula cruising is usually much calmer than on the Atlantic Ocean. Also, with advanced technology, today’s cruise ships sail more smoothly. That said, here are several simple ways to avoid mal de mer.

1. Cruise meals are elegant, but overeating can cause upset stomachs. Eat simple, fresh food and go easy on seconds. Wash your hands thoroughly before eating or drinking. Also, limit the wine and booze. When you go ashore in tourist areas, please do not eat anything from outside carts nor drink local water. 2. Aboard ship, drink lots of bottled water and breathe clean sea air. They keep your body in balance and fight nausea. Get enough sleep and naps, and do a 20-minute hike around the deck at least twice a day. It may also be fun to join a daily exercise group on deck.

3. Bring a sufficient supply of your regular medications, along with pills for seasickness, insomnia, headache, upset stomach, constipation and other typical needs of senior citizen sailors. Before you cruise to Mexico, check with your doctor to be sure you have all the required inoculations.

4. Finally, join in all the cruise activities. Swim, spa, go to stage shows, hit the casino, as well as dine and dance on deck in the moonlight. If you keep active, you’ll be too doggone busy having fun to get seasick!

 
 
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