A Ravin’ Senior Traveler’s Pledge Poe-m |
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(With apologies to Edgar Allen Poe) On my next cruise, will I pay list price? Nevermore! Will I revisit inns where not treated nice? Nevermore! Will I bask too long under summer rays? Nevermore! Will I load six helpings on my buffet trays? Nevermore! Will I drive all night on my next car journey? Nevermore! Then to be hauled off on a hospital gurney? Nevermore! Will I tarry past midnight at hotel bars? Nevermore! And awake next morning seeing stars? Nevermore! Will I eat iffy food from a roadside stand? Nevermore! Will I bet too much on my Vegas hand? Nevermore!
Will ignoring all the above be my encore? You’re doggone right it will ... Evermore!
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