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American Airlines Pilot Arrested For Being Drunk


According to news sources, he was pulled from his flight in England’s Manchester Airport before scheduled take-off for Philadelphia. This has happened before, and if you’re ever a passenger in the same situation, here are some clues to listen for when you hear the captains’ announcements:

All passengers fasten your chastity belts
The attitude will be very high, but not as high I am right now
This flight is headed for some place I can’t remember
I just got slapped for explaining the word cockpit to a stewardess
Damn service dogs! I just slipped on something in the aisle
Be kind to that sloppy drunk in the next seat. He’s my drinking buddy.

Angkor Wat, Cambodia: Site of Ancient Asian Temples PDF Print E-mail

Travel4Seniors.com editor at historic destination during recent tour.

 
Special Fee-free Days Offered at National Parks PDF Print E-mail


As in previous years, entrance fees are waived on select dates in the nation’s beautiful national parks. In 2013, free days will be January 21 (Martin Luther King, Jr. Day), April 22 through 26 (National Park Week), August 25 (National Park Service Birthday), September 28 (National Public Lands Day), and November 9 through 11 (Veterans Day Weekend). Savings could be from $25 to $50 per family.

 
Heavy Snow This Week Is Fun For Some PDF Print E-mail

According to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Association, pre-New Year snowfall covered 65% of the lower 48 states, beating last year's entire total. However you'll be traveling, keep warm and safe.

 
Virgin Atlantic: Where Overnight Silence Is Golden PDF Print E-mail


We recently flew Virgin Atlantic from JFK to London, and had an unusual and somewhat humorous problem. Because of advanced age and gradual loss of hearing, we often carry small, portable amplifier buds for our ears.

However on this overnight flight, the devices weren’t on when a flight attendant approached our seat. The lights were low and most other passengers were asleep. She leaned over and whispered something we couldn’t hear. In a loud voice, we responded with, “What did you say?”

Of course, it awakened everyone nearby, who shot dirty looks our way. She gave us a frown and said in a normal voice, “Virgin is training us in proper whispering. Would you like a cup of tea?”

Later we found out Virgin has hired voice coaches who instruct crew members on how to whisper when cabins are dark and passengers asleep.

 
Personal Property Security Needs in the Airport PDF Print E-mail


Q: I read about a recent incident where electronics were often stolen from checked luggage in New York’s JFK Airport. What can I do to protect my iPad, laptop and other valuable items when I fly?

JBC, Athens GA

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