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From A Galaxy Far, Far Away…Is It An Alien Spaceship?


Scientists say an interstellar object they named A/2017 U1, recently passed close enough to our planet to be seen on telescopes. It’s the first time ever such a large object from outside our solar system has been so clearly visible. What would our scientists see if they could get a closer look at the strange vehicle?

We’d guess the aliens aboard would seem somewhat familiar. They’d be grey-haired, lounging on deck sunning themselves. Some would be playing shuffleboard, munching sandwiches and sipping drinks. The close-up scope could also see through the portholes, revealing others inside playing blackjack and video poker machines. The Earth scientists managed to interpret a sign in an alien language: ALL-INCLUSIVE SENIOR INTERSTELLAR CRUISE

Seniors Can Sleep and Eat on the Cheap in Paris PDF Print E-mail

Sounds like a contradiction? Doing the most expenisve, overpriced city in the world on a budget? Well, it can be done, and this senior couple “done” it. First, we had accumulated enough frequent flyer miles on American to fly free. We gathered the miles by paying for our daughter’s Ivy League college tuition by credit card.

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For First Time in 30 Years, Vegas Becomes a Winter Wonderland PDF Print E-mail

The last time there was any measurable snow in Las Vegas, Jimmy Carter was in his last year in the White House, and Ronald Reagan was just beginning his campaign to run for President. Baby Britney Spears wouldn't enter the world for three more years.

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Five Ways to Warm Up a Romantic Getaway PDF Print E-mail

There’s an old, old Q&A joke: Q: When you’re in bed in a romantic situation, do you ever tell your wife (husband) you love her (him)?
A: Of course, if there’s a phone near the motel bed.

This article for older, married couples certainly won’t recommend such cheating shenanigans. Our recommendations intend to entice you to spend some quality time time alone together to renew the love and togetherness of those earlier days.

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The Good Old Days of Cruising Are Back PDF Print E-mail

The happenings on Wall Street and in the auto industry are stark reminders that 2009 will be a tough year. However, there is a ray of light coming out of all that gloom. With deep cuts in prices, cruise lines are becoming as affordable as they were back in the heyday when movie stars and royalty set sail in style on the old Queen Mary and other luxury liners.

 

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The Most Exciting Gambling Joints in the World PDF Print E-mail

Vegas boasts world-class entertainment, every kind of international food, luxurious hotels, all kinds of gambling, fantastic pools and upscale shops. You'll enjoy all the elements of Sin City along with millions of other seniors in sensible shoes, canes, wheelchairs, walkers and go-carts.

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